50 Proof

Last Friday Mykyta, Tom, Ben, Vickie and I set out for Prescott, AZ to race the Whiskey Off-Road, a 50-mile race starting and ending in downtown Prescott. I had done the 25-mile option a few years prior, so I mostly knew what to expect of the course. The 12-mile out and back into Skull Valley would be new to me and I’d been hearing stories of how awesome it was (sarcasm). This out and back is the only difference between the 25 and 50-mile routes.
We got into town Friday afternoon just in time to check out the vendor booths along Whiskey Row and watch the Fat Tire Crit Race downtown. After stopping by the Ergon booth to say hi to Sonya and Jeff and wish them luck, Mykyta and I picked a spot along the crit course to watch the pros. The gun went off, and we got to witness some serious suffering amongst the pro women and later the men. There was a great vibe – tons of cheering spectators, crazy costumes, and even some partial nudity. Sounds like a recipe for fun!
After things wound down, we headed back to the weekend Troupe House for some of Tom’s home-made lasagna. I got in trouble for asking if it was from Costco. Oops… Sorry Tom!
Saturday morning was race day. We rode down Gurley Street to the start line and picked our spots in the massive herd of fellow mountain bikers. It was balmy at the start line but we knew it would warm up pretty quickly. After about thirty minutes of waiting patiently to start our race, the gun went off and we hit the road. The four-mile road ride was a good warm-up including a pretty steep climb just before reaching the dirt. We even saw a deer run straight across the road, through bike traffic, and into someone’s back yard. Just another day in Prescott.
Once we reached the first single track it was bottleneck city. It took a good 15 minutes of waiting patiently in line to get rolling again and I made a mental note for my next Whiskey race that I needed to start a little further up the line and maybe push it just a little harder on the road to minimize the wait time on that.
The next four or five miles were a mix of rolling single track, steep pitches, water bars (up and down) and lots of on and off the bike. With a record number of participants (about 1,750) and almost all single track, it was tough to keep a good rhythm in these sections. I was super excited to reach the first major downhill, Trail #260, but it took some strategic (but polite) passing to get ahead of some slower descenders. Once out of the conga line and no one in front of me, I remembered what I was in Prescott for – fun, swoopy, twisty, turny, flowy single track!
After that awesomeness, we had a bit more climbing to do on a dirt road leading up to the first Aid Station. I had a few orange slices, a pickle, and some Hammer HEED, then began my “what have I gotten myself into” descent into Skull Valley. I get bored to tears on fireroad descents so this was not my favorite part – especially because I got to see the zillions of people who were ahead of me on their way back up towards Aid Station 1 (and 3). The only cool part was seeing Ben, then Mykyta, then Tom making their way towards the top, all looking strong.
I finally reached the bottom of Skull Valley and took a few minutes to stretch, refuel, and such then began the long trek back up the fire road. I settled in a good rhythm and managed to pass the time along thinking about things like what I would have for dinner, why poison oak lasts so long, the meaning of life, etc. etc. I must have been sucked away into la-la land for a bit too long because I was starting to bonk. My good rhythm became less than good, and as I looked at my bottle of Perpetuem, still ¾ full, I realized I was under-fueled. Careful not to overdo it, I took a few good sips, then granny-geared myself up the increasingly steep road finally reaching the Aid Station 1/3 again.

My Ergon pack was stocked with bars, Endurolytes, Endurance Aminos, and water, so I finally took a few minutes to utilize these goods, douse myself with cold water, stretch, and get back at it. I felt pretty darn good after that and got into another good climbing rhythm. Many 25- and 50-milers were getting pretty tired at this point, some even walking their bikes. It was hot and I was slowing, but I knew I had more fun downhill coming up so I needed to get this fireroad stuff out of the way.
Finally we got to more single track descending and my energy was renewed. I squeezed past a few guys who gladly let me by and instructed me to “get some”. Again, I remembered why I was there – fun, swoopy, twisty, turny, flowy single track! Woohoo!
After some ridiculously fun descending, we came to “cramp hill” which I was able to pedal through. Sure, it was a granny-gear sort of pedal, but hey, I didn’t have to walk. We had a little more descending, then ups and downs and stream crossings, then finally reached the end of the single track. The rest of the race went back through downtown Prescott ending on Whiskey Row. I finished just shy of six hours, which is actually better than I expected. I managed to find Tom, Mykyta, and Ben who all had strong finishing times. Mykyta was nice enough to ride back to the Troupe House (all uphill!) and get the car to pick us all up. We hung out downtown for a while to unwind and to get Ben some IV fluids as he was pretty dehydrated.
After a nice cold shower and de-griming, we hit The Raven downtown for some grub. We shared our war stories, had some laughs, and agreed we needed to do this again!




















